Your quiet little
garden helper

When frost is forecast tonight, your Gnomie checks every crop you've planted and tells you exactly what needs covering — not just your zip code. Plan beds, log care, and get real advice about your specific garden.

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The Greeter — a whimsical watercolor gnome with a tall blue swirling hat and warm brown beard, waving a friendly hello

See it in action

Real screenshots, real garden data. No mockups, no Figma dreams — this is what it actually looks like.

Garden Gnomie dashboard showing weather, plant stats, and a list of plants that need watering

DashboardWeather, stats, and what needs attention

Raised bed planner showing a grid of planted crops including Cosmic Purple carrots

Bed PlannerDrag, drop, and grow

Ask my Gnomie chat showing a conversation about Moon and Stars watermelon weight

Ask my GnomieGarden advice that knows your zone

Plan

Design beds the way
you actually garden

Drag plants into raised beds from 1×1 to 12×12. See spacing guides, plan companion plantings, and organize containers and indoor stations all in one place.

No graph paper. No guesswork. Just tap, place, grow.

Containers + indoor trays too
The Planter — a watercolor gnome with a deep brown complexion and green leaf hat, standing hands-on-hips surveying his garden beds
The Keeper — a watercolor gnome with a medium tan complexion and purple swirling hat, holding a book with one hand outstretched in welcome

Grow & Ask

A plant library that
actually talks back

Over a hundred pre-loaded varieties with zone-specific planting dates, spacing, sun needs, and care notes. Don't see your variety? Ask your Gnomie to look it up — just type a name and it fills in the rest.

Then ask it anything in plain English. "Should I transplant my peppers this weekend?" It checks your live forecast and your care log before answering — no generic internet tips.

Plant database + AI advisor

Track

Weather and care
in your pocket

Log waterings, feedings, and harvests with a tap. Get local weather and frost alerts so you're never caught off guard.

Works fully offline — even in the garden with no signal.

Always offline-ready
The Watcher — a watercolor gnome with a light olive complexion and mossy dark green hat, gazing thoughtfully up at the sky
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is tonight — and your Gnomie already knows when your last frost was."

— The Gnomie (he can't talk, but if he could)

Meet the crew

Every screen has its own Gnomie. They don't say much — no mouths, you see — but they're always there when you need a hand.

"Replaced three garden apps and a paper notebook. The frost alert saved my pepper starts last week."

— Marina H., zone 7a · placeholder — beta tester quote to come

Get notified
when we launch

Garden Gnomie is almost ready to plant. Drop your email and we'll send exactly one message when it hits the App Store.